please help me help someone i love

Someone in my family is trying to start his or her own small business. I know many people are trying to do the same, but this person is committed to creating a company that would help the surrounding community by employing people who are in need of work who may not be able to find it very easily — non-violent drug offenders, ex-convicts, etc. While I am a very busy student, I do want to do whatever I can to help this person get her feet under her in this difficult time. I’ve decided that I will offer my services in exchange for donations that will go directly to benefit the aforementioned business. What are my services, exactly? Well, I will happily do any of the following: I will edit your writing, answer any questions about, well, anything, give you advice, be your personal makeup shopper, tutor you, help you with a project, etc. You can basically just tell me what to do, and I’ll do it (as long as it is within reason and legal). If you can’t think of anything I could help you with and just want to do something nice, then please donate any amount. No contribution is too small, and know that I am beyond grateful for anything we receive. If you have an idea that I haven’t mentioned, just message me on social media, and I’ll see if I can make it happen!

Ethel’s Help

I have a pretty random skill set, but I’d be happy to help you in any way I can! Do you have a paper you want some help revising? A question about how I would suggest helping a mentally ill loved one? I can even do some graphic design. Please keep in mind that 100% of proceeds are going toward my loved one’s new business.


2 thoughts on “please help me help someone i love

  1. Ethel,
    Would you mind kindly stating the name of this most anonymous “family member” and identifying their most ambiguous “small business” that they are attempting to start up? For you see, I too know some vague person that is in need of some obscure amount of money for a totally undefined endeavor that they are so fervently trying to accomplish. But rest assured! It’s for some great cause that I refuse to disclose. Would you be interested in blindly sending me some of your own cold hard cash in support? I hope this doesn’t sound incredibly stupid and SKETCHY.


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